So I received a letter in the mail the other day. And its from the rheumatology office and its not an appointment document stating I am going to be treated for such and such nope. Its paperwork! I never in my life had paperwork before even entering a doctor's office or specialist to fill out at home. And for once its good because it had at least 10 pages of documentation I had to over look to see what exactly is wrong with me and call your relatives to get their medical history documented to get an idea of exactly what I may have.
Okay I have been tested negative for Arthritis, Rheumatoid Arthritis and Diabetes. It has to be something else because someone else in my family has arthritis but I sure as hell don't and I had to kinda argue with my doctor its not arthritis, I don't get the jitters of the I can feel the rain coming no I can smell that before it even starts. So I'm reading and going over this and I'm like wow look at all the medical problems I could have and is listed. And the female section I couldn't even remember when the hell I had my first period. It was that long ago I didn't think it was important as I got older. Oh look I bleed its part of life. Especially when I was screaming in the bathroom telling my mother to come over here and she didn't think it was important as she was watching her novelas (this was before DVRs were invented) until the commercial came. I thought I was dying and then she finally comes in and says oh its just your period. Really? I was bleeding all over the place and you couldn't rush any sooner?!
This paperwork goes on and on... list your siblings that are living and or dead, okay then that's a first. Shade the areas that you are affected by. I placed x marks because there were too many areas to shade. I am glad that I got this paperwork not even a month before my scheduled appointment that way it saves me the whole bullshit of fill this paperwork out, unbag all your medication, and enjoy the brain crash.
Okay I have been tested negative for Arthritis, Rheumatoid Arthritis and Diabetes. It has to be something else because someone else in my family has arthritis but I sure as hell don't and I had to kinda argue with my doctor its not arthritis, I don't get the jitters of the I can feel the rain coming no I can smell that before it even starts. So I'm reading and going over this and I'm like wow look at all the medical problems I could have and is listed. And the female section I couldn't even remember when the hell I had my first period. It was that long ago I didn't think it was important as I got older. Oh look I bleed its part of life. Especially when I was screaming in the bathroom telling my mother to come over here and she didn't think it was important as she was watching her novelas (this was before DVRs were invented) until the commercial came. I thought I was dying and then she finally comes in and says oh its just your period. Really? I was bleeding all over the place and you couldn't rush any sooner?!
This paperwork goes on and on... list your siblings that are living and or dead, okay then that's a first. Shade the areas that you are affected by. I placed x marks because there were too many areas to shade. I am glad that I got this paperwork not even a month before my scheduled appointment that way it saves me the whole bullshit of fill this paperwork out, unbag all your medication, and enjoy the brain crash.
Anybody remember that commercial reference? You should its the this is your brain on drugs. But yes I got to fill out the paperwork which took forever. And other than that crap. I have to deal with a bully that decided to escalate their obsession over my daughter saying if she can't be my friend no one can. Ugh. I don't understand why that little girl is so obsessed with my daughter to the point where she decided to make all the daycare kids turn against my daughter not to be friends and now a new school year has to try to break my daughter's hand. That girl has very jealous issues. Don't worry I work a letter to her parents calling out her their child's bullshit.